Me:
OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain:
Obliviate
me:
shut up dad i'm kawaii
dad:
don't tell me you're kawaii
me:
i can't be silenced
dad:
i'm telling you to be kawaiet
me:
dad:
me:
dad:
see, i'm down with the kids and their hip new lingo
me:
oh my gOD